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Stupid Questions

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
The guy who drives the snow plow-how does he get to work in the mornings?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
On Christmas Light boxes, why do they say for indoor/outdoor use only? Where else are we going to use them?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, and when its transported by ship, its called cargo?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
Why do the buttons on a drive-thru ATM machine have Braille on them?
If 24 hour stores are open all the time, why are locks on the doors?